They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’ Ooo Heaven is a place on earth The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’Ī guy shows up late for work. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. MORE : Newborn baby is abandoned in a church nativity scene True love lasts forever The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’ A genie and an idiot Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
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